Two and a half days without my computer, withdrawal symptoms kicking in.
c'est la vie
"He doesn't look a thing like jesus, but he talks like a gentleman like you imagined when you were young."
(via decaffeinate-o)
| normal teenagers when parents are away: | PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX |
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| me when parents are away: | I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING |
(via marianaballerina)
They took my school computer and now I’m on my itouch which, coincidentally, I can’t charge without my computer. Fun day.
(via semperloki)
| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
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| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| physics tests: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
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